
TABLE OF CONTENTS

INFINITY GUITARS
Zachary Lipez
At this point, what isn’t classic rock?

Hired Guns
HIRED GUNS
Gene Simmons, Sam Wilkerson, Taran Dugal, Strummer Hoffston, Byron Coley, Mike O'Brien

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CREEM DREEM
NILÜFER YANYA

Creem Profiles
GATECREEPER

Stars Cars
PHANTOGRAM
1967 Chevy Nova SS

STRUMMER CALLING
Strummer Hoffston
A weird first name leads to the encounter of a lifetime.

THE MIKE WATT DICTIONARY
Austin Woods
A lickety-split lesson in the Minutemen’s native tongue

Born to Booze
Traversing the (touring) wasteland.
Kirk Podell
The holy sacrament according to True Body

Greetings from Detroit
RECORDING IN THE SHADOWS OF COKETOWN
Joe Casey
An Ohioan makes it to the middle

CAN YOU HEAR THE FOGHORN?
Sam McPheeters
Listening to wrong records on repeat.

Nine Perfect Minutes
BILL CALLAHAN
Jaan Uhelszki
Reality still bites

Dusty Fingers
MELTY, DRIPPY HIPPIE BUTTER
Jerry A. Lang
An unsung psych masterpiece by the “Secret Agent Man”

How-To
RUNAWAY CHAINSAW
Jaan Uhelszki
Cherie Currie shows how to make chainsaw art

THE UNFORTUNATE AUTHORITY ON FIGHTING AUTHORITY
Byron Coley
The soft, gooey center of “classic rock" programming.

FRIENDSHIP PUNK
Kim Taylor Bennett
Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong and his comrades in Pinhead Gunpowder talk about their new LP and the 23 years in between.

MOORE FUN IN THE NEW WORLD
Zachary Lipez
Thurston and his kool things.

SHIT AND BONES
Sam Wilkerson
Peter Jesperson on managing the unmanageable: the Replacements.

NINE-TO-FIVE ROCK STARS
Drew Thurlow
The calculated apathy of Kings of Leon.

IN THE BELLY OF A ROBOT
Dave Carnie
Experiencing the Sphere in Las Vegas.

NOTES AND CHORDS MEAN EVERYTHING
Brian Turner
Tracing six decades of the legendary Redd Kross.

FEELING THE VOIDZ
Taran Dugal
How to avoid a stroke? Interview Julian Casablancas

PIG FUCKER MUSIC
Adam Ganderson
The Jesus Lizard are back, keeping it tight n’ shiny.

NEON MEGACHURCH DISSOCIATION
Zach Sokol
Chat Pile’s bright future before the event horizon.

Police Files
MOUNTAIN MAN
Joel Selvin
Renowned musician and producer Felix Pappalardi and his wife, Gail Collins, always had a tumultuous relationship. It ended when she shot him.

AN AMERICAN BAND
Zachary Lipez
Two nights with Greta, Gizzard, and Gooski’s— and the greatest rock band in the USA, Geese. (Someone please tell America)

LIVING COMFORTABLY NUMB
J. Bennett
Ice-T talks classic rock, guns, collaborating with David Gilmour, and, of course, Body Count.

IMMORTALIZED AND SIMONIZED
Jaan Uhelszki
Capturing a moment, and an artist’s essence, according to photographer Kate Simon.

THE BIG INTERVIEW: MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN
JAAN UHELSZKI
Maynard James Keenan interviewed by Gene Simmons.

DO LOOK BACK
Fred Pessaro
Daniel Kramer’s photos from ’64 to ’65 are like capturing Dylan goes electric in a bottle.

AFTER THE FALL
Jaan Uhelszki
With Before Easter After, photographer Lynn Goldsmith and her subject Patti Smith share a half century of moments both intimate and iconic.

Créme de la CREEM
Crème de la CREEM
Fred Pessaro
Oh hey, didn’t see ya there! What if there were a magazine that wasn’t owned by a multinational conglomerate or run by a boardroom, and was written by cool people who actually went to shows on the reg? Well, I reckon that mag would have a section that would be an incredible resource for new bands, upcoming releases you need to hear, and tours you shouldn’t miss, masterminded by a team of blindingly attractive individuals. We’ll keep a lookout for that, and if we find it, we’ll let you know! Until then, here’s this month’s Creme de la CREEM.

Rock-a-Rama
ROCK A RAMA
Zachary Lipez
Songs of lost worlds (said worlds including, though not limited to: landlines, indie sleaze,bassists, the ’90s, singer’s pants, etc.)

CREEM Presents
LEVITATION
Fred Pessaro
It doesn’t get better than a Saturday night at Austin’s Mohawk

CREEM Presents
FREAKOUT
Seattle’s best rock fest melted faces, again

CREEM Comix
CREEM'S HALF-TRUTHS and REAL ONES
HUGH MCKINNON
Jefferson Airplane and...Richard Nixon?

Offstage
GG Allin
...and Johnny Cash?!?