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Briefly, then, the long suffering columnist has finally acquired the necessary subscription television facilities (there's still no cable in Detroit—what with so much money at stake it takes a while to work out the intricate details of the various payoffs, kickbacks, etc., just kidding), which means that he'll never feel compelled to watch commercial prime time TV again, ever, period.

November 1, 1982
Face-Sucking Bloat Worms

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Face-Sucking Bloat Worms

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