HOW COME WE LOOK LIKE THIS?

It's obvious that Van Halen are so funny looking already they don't need any help, but take a look at 'em here: woooooo! These pictures were taken during the shooting of Van Halen's "Pretty Woman" video, and don't the boys look dandy? We won't bore you with too many details, but let’s say if you like the cover of Strange Days you'll love this video: bondage, midgets, men dressed like women—isn't that what life's all about? Not in Japan, we guess—they've banned the video there ("heresy") and also Australia (no kangaroos?)—but those guys talk funny anyway. Don't you wish you had nothing better to do for a living?