DAVID LEE ROTH: MR. COOL OWN WORST ENEMY?

“In all of organized baseball,” sports guru Dick Van Dyke once observed, “there’s no award for Neatest Player.”

That goes double in rock ’n’ roll. Although you see lots of sorry Byrne-outs and limey art-throbs these days who would like to come off as spic and span as Linda Ronstadt’s old scout togs, a real he-man wants to wear them while Linda is still in them.