REMNANTS OF THE FLESH HANGOVER
If you hate Van Halen, you’re wrong.
May 2, 1982
One thing that’s always bothered me about myself: 'I enjoy offending people. I’ve done it for years and see no need to stop. I have offended people by the way I look, the way I speak, the way I act, the films I see, the hamburgers I eat, the people I know, and the snotty, elitist music I most often listen to. This is not a healthy way to live and I realize it. I can’t explain the essential why behind it all, so l don’t. And I guess I’m an asshole.
But you aren’t reading this magazine because of me and I’m going to shut up in a minute, so don’t worry. Just consider the above paragraph and answer the following question: