CONCLUDING DIALOGUE
May 2, 1982
EDDIE VAN HALEN: I tell ya Dave, it's great! We've been makon' a living for years acting like jerks! I get new guitars and cut 'em to shreds! I get to make funny noises and people clap! We get to travel all over and see beautiful girls and exotic places and do everything we always wanted to when we were little! CREEM magazine does special editions on us! I'm married to Val! Our whole lives are what men and women dream of!
Things are simply THE BEST THEY WILL EVER BE!!
