PAT BENATAR: TOO SHORT TO LIVE?

(With the size-joke void left in the wake of this year’s annual final Prince tour, the handsome editors were indeed a-smilin ’ when the 'phone rang and the intrepid Liz Derringer was on the other line.

Not that Liz, is, you know, pint-sized or anything. Would we imply that? She is, however, like that (and believe us, our fingers are crossed) with rock’s reigning flyweight champ (female division). And when she offered to share some of that... closeness with our reader.. . well, what could a handsome editor say?)