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Seven Deadly Fashion Sins

Women have not fared well at rock music in general or heavy metal in particular. Strength has nothing to do with it. A flea could make these noises with a mega-amplified musical instrument and has on certain old Motorhead tracks. Male reproductive organs aren’t it either, although women do look kinda stoopid in metal stage postures, which are designed for maximum crotch emphasis.

September 2, 1985
Rick Johnson

Seven Deadly Fashion Sins

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