BRITMETAL: Take Your Clothes Off!

Here it is again, the column that came in from the cold. Summer's just around the corner but there’s a bigger nip in the air than a JAL 747. So you’re not going to get me taking all my clothes off, uh-uh, no way. Even if in Maggie’s new Enterprising Britain we know this is the way for even the biggest tits to pull themselves out of the dole-drums and get ahead.