VIDEO VANITIES OF 1985 THEY PAID WITH BULLETS!

You’d think, from reading the popular press (including CREEM, of course), that all the most blatant leather & stud lock-up-yerdaughters metal videos are playing on your kid’s boob toob every hour on the hour this week. However, before you call an emergency meeting of your PTA to combat the decline in reading test scores caused by Gene Simmons’s charismatic tongue action, you’d be wise to tune into your MTV any given afterschool hour.