CANT DANCE AND IT'S TOO WET TO PLOW

Heavy metal vocalists don't get much respect. Many listeners think these singers are so many in-terchangeable faucet parts, and band-hopping hooters like Ian Gillan and Ronny James Dio only reinforce that concept. Simply referring to someone like Ozzy Osbourne as a singer is usually treated with the same sort of disbelief as Radio New Zealand's accounts of the entire city of Auckland being buried under a massive deluge of threepacks of men's cotton briefs.