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BRITMETAL 1985: Thank U For The Daze

As I write, the mere shadow of what was once Ozzy Osbourne—proud, free, fat, feared by the beasts of the field—is wandering about, clutching his fur coat to his ribs, yet another victim (Elizabeth Taylor, Tony Curtis, Jamie Lee Curtis too, by the looks of her) of the Betty Ford Dryout Home.

May 2, 1985
Sylvie Simmons

BRITMETAL 1985: Thank U For The Daze

Sylvie Simmons

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