SHOCK OF THE... NEW BANDS!
They're new! They're bands! And, in sum, they're actual new bands! Why are they here? Probably to make millions of bucks from folks like you and me! But, hey—why should we care? Everyone knows that the only thing worth living for is good ol', rock-'im-&-sock-'im, power-popPin', heavy metal ROCK 'N' ROLL!
SHOCK OF THE... NEW BANDS!
They're new! They're bands! And, in sum, they're actual new bands! Why are they here? Probably to make millions of bucks from folks like you and me! But, hey—why should we care? Everyone knows that the only thing worth living for is good ol', rock-'im-&-sock-'im, power-popPin', heavy metal ROCK 'N' ROLL! In fact, if you're like us, you'll plan to work 50 hours a week and sweat for your money for years—just so you can buy all these guys' records and see their concerts so they can get rich and move to Rio! Don't forget—rock's where it's at, hep-cats! You may be broke 50 years from now, but damn-'er—ya rocked! Snort!
