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TRAPPED LIKE RATTS!

Holy Elmer's Glue! That wicked piece-o'-prime-rid, Elsie, is up to her old tricks again! Yepper, the vengeful cow is still on the warpath! As all readers surely know, the famous cow, given human intelligence by crazed vegetarian scientists, is busily sabotaging all human activities as revenge for our constant butchering of her people, the cows!

February 3, 1985

TRAPPED LIKE RATTS!

Holy Elmer's Glue! That wicked piece-o'-prime-rid, Elsie, is up to her old tricks again! Yepper, the vengeful cow is still on the warpath! As all readers surely know, the famous cow, given human intelligence by crazed vegetarian scientists, is busily sabotaging all human activities as revenge for our constant butchering of her people, the cows! thus she's secretly applied crazy glue to Ratt's atage floor—and their hands! Her plans? None at all!! Elsie has cracked up—and Ratt is the victim!

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