MOTLEY CRUE AIN’T NO SISSIES!

In point of fact, Motley Crue may be more masculine than you are! So what if they dress funny and wear make-up? Just look at those bulging biceps, those trim tummies, that hidden body hair! Yep, no two ways about it—Motley Crue definitely are more masculine than you are!...Uh, you are a girl , aren't you?