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IT’S 1984, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR VAN HALEN IS?

FEEL the heat! TASTE the excitement!

May 2, 1984

FEEL the heat! TASTE the excitement! HEAR the cries of women and children with their eardrums shattered! SMELL the body odor of that fat guy right next to you! Van Halen in all their glory! Yep, it's those metal gods of glory road, Van Halen—out on the road in '84 on top of their biggest radio smash hit yet, "Jump"! As VH fans Boise to Joisey know all too well, when the fab quartet hits the road, they hit it in style! Beautiful women, beautiful cars, beautiful cigarettes, beautiful cigars! "It's all too much," beamed one excited fan who caught the guys in Jacksonville, and as the tour progresses, and the beat gets louder, stronger and hotter, it's a sure bet that each show will be better than the next! Or maybe not!

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