THE POLICE
HOME: Any red-light district. AGE: One middling, displaced amerikaner; one Ace-Face ex-teacher and screen mod; one ex-hippie who “goes back a way.” PROFESSION: Creators and sole patent owners of a new elixir entitled “Guinja,” a potent mix of British brew and Jamaican herbs guaranteed to grow hair on even the shiniest toes.
July 2, 1982