Greetings, movie buffs. Has it really been an entire year since we catalogued the dregs of a motion picture season? Have 12 months gone by since we listed the execrable excesses of dying Hollywood? Have 52 weeks elapsed since we saluted with the tip of a sleazy Stetson the crass, thick-headed refuse of a cocaineaddled, agent-infested society that considers the Beverly Hills Hotel the apex of Western culture? Have 365 days blown by since we gave you Boy Howdys Ten Worst Movies Of The Year? Well, look at your calendar, stupid, obviously its a year later!

Seems like only yesterday we were speculating that 1981 couldnt possibly be worse than 1980 had been. After all, didnt Ordinary People, one of last years worst flicks, go on to win the Oscar for Best Picture? How could 81 fail to mark a step forward? Then this seasons movies began to be released and we squirmed to the likes of Excalibur, Postman Always Rings Twice, Outland, Buddy Buddy, Whose Life Is It Anyway, Paternity, and Debbie Does Dakar. Well you get the idea.