ATTACK OF THE BRAIN SUCKERS!!

"Huh?" jokes pert Ellen Foley, victim of the newest threat from space! Since early January, actual living golf balls have patrolled our American borders in search of "anything with brains," report in-the-know authorities ! Little does Ellen know that the evil balls have seen her nude picture in Britain's New Musical Express and are now paying her back in spades! "We stick in straws and suck out their brains, basically," reported one smirking golfball, lazily wiping its mouth. "Of course in Ellen's case it didn't take very long." "Glmph," retorted the confused Miss Foley 11