If you don't like it, why donchall just f-f-fade a-a-a-a-aa-a-a-a — choo

Yes, we have finally discovered the secret Protocols, the Manifesto of the KISS ARMY. With this they will dominate the world, unless stopped by insurgent forces and fifth columns comprised of people who are probably too literate to read any article with Kiss' name on it anyway, which means that NOTHING can be done to retard them. That's right, we, CREEM as both sentient entity and journal of public mores, have seen rock's future and its name is Kiss. In fact, we have seen rock's past and its name also is Kiss, which makes them the ultimate Bicentennial band., especially since they stand 4-L7 for what the Bicentennial in its highest karmic whang-on emblematizes: namely, making lots and lots of money by peddling inflatable garbanzos!