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Alice Cooper

November 1, 1975

While his '56 Thunderbird is in the shop for modifications, self-abuse enthusiast Alice Cooper is having himself a ball being run over by a friend's 1974 Rol1s Royce four-door sedan. Sprawling on a particularly rough spot In his asphalt driveway just before the mid-morning body mashing and clenching his sphincter muscles to prevent runaway intestines, Alice enthused about the borrowed car, "Why the Rolls weighs at least a half ton more than my T-bird, and if you're Into this sort of thing that really makes the difference between, oh, just any old tire track and ... ummm glorious oblivion!"

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