ROCK 'N' ROLL NEWS

Marty Balin has left the Jefferson Airplane for good. He’ll now work with Grootna, a fine West Coast band who were integrally involved in the whole Masked Marauders hoax. They even close their set with “I Can’t Get No Nookie.” (Do ya think people will write in and ask what the Masked Marauders were?)

Lebanese barbers are now shaving ALL the hair off long-haired customers who ask for a trim Sorry, fellas, if it didn’t become a fad when John and Yoko cut all theirs off, it never will.