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Creem Profiles

A wisecrack take on Dewar’s Profiles, no one is safe from the spoof. But everybody drinks Boy Howdy!

Creem Profiles

GATECREEPER

Winter 2024

Dry Cleaning

Fall 2024

THE BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE

SPRING 2024

BORIS

Winter 2023

MODEL/ACTRIZ

Fall 2023

SLAYER

Summer 2023

KATY KIRBY

Spring 2023

THE SPITS

Winter 2022

VIAGRA BOYS

Fall 2022

BALAAM AND THE ANGEL

October 1988

ROBYN HITCHCOCK

September 1988

FLESH FOR LULU

June 1988

THE BODEANS

May 1988

Dave Mustaine

April 1988

INXS

March 1988

THE BEAT FARMERS

February 1988

DEF LEPPARD

January 1988

THE REPLACEMENTS

OCTOBER 1987

LOS LOBOS

August 1987

THE BEASTIE BOYS

July 1987

LEMMY KILMISTER

June 1987

OMD

April 1987

IGGY POP

March 1987

ROBERT SMITH

January 1987

THE BANGLES

December 1986

E.G. DAILY

October 1986

CHRISTINA AMPHLETT

August 1986

DEE SNIDER

July 1986

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

June 1986

FRANK ZAPPA

April 1986

THE SMITHS

October 1985

CREEM'S PROFILES

September 1985

GENERAL PUBLIC

August 1985

GEORGE THOROGOOD

July 1985

LITA FORD

JUNE 1985

W.A.S.P

MAY 1985

JASON & THE SCORCHERS

April 1985

THE BANGLES

MARCH 1985

TWISTED SISTER

January 1985

CYNDI LAUPER

December 1984

RATT

November 1984

R.E.M.

October 1984

STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN

September 1984

DWIGHT TWILLEY

August 1984

MOTLEY CRUE

July 1984

THOMPSON TWINS

June 1984

HUEY LEWIS

May 1984

QUIET RIOT

April 1984

WAS (NOT WAS)

March 1984

RICK JAMES

February 1984

DAVID BYRNE

January 1984

DEF LEPPARD

December 1983

BILLY IDOL

November 1983

SCANDAL

October 1983

LITTLE STEVEN

September 1983

VANITY 6

August 1983

BOY GEORGE

July 1983

DURAN DURAN

May 1983

CATHOLIC GIRLS

March 1983

MARSHALL CRENSHAW

February 1983

BO DIDDLEY

JANUARY 1983

JUDAS PRIEST

December 1982

THE STRAY CATS

November 1982

DAVID JOHANSEN

October 1982

JOHN COUGAR

August 1982

SAMMY HAGAR

July 1982

MUDDY WATERS

June 1982

OZZY OSBOURNE

May 1982

BOB & DOUG MCKENZIE

April 1982

THE GO-GO’s

March 1982

DEVO

February 1982

JAMES BROWN

January 1982

BILLY SQUIER

December 1981

IAN HUNTER

November 1981

FRIDAYS

September 1981

JERRY LEE LEWIS

August 1981

RICK NELSON

July 1981

VAN HALEN

June 1981

WILLY DEVILLE

May 1981

JOAN JETT AND THE BLACK HEARTS

April 1981

MARTHA DAVIS

March 1981

RAY DAVIES

February 1981

WILLIE NELSON

January 1981

LENE LOVICH

December 1980

DAVE EDMUNDS

November 1980

THE PRETENDERS

October 1980

RACHEL SWEET

September 1980

BOB SEGER

August 1980

THE SPECIALS

July 1980

PAT BENATAR

June 1980

IGGY POP

April 1980

TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS

March 1980

B-52s

February 1980

THE POLICE

January 1980

MITCH RYDER

December 1979

BLONDIE

November 1979

DEVO

October 1979

JOE JACKSON

September 1979

THE ROCKETS

August 1979

BOOMTOWN RATS

June 1979

RORY GALLAGHER

May 1979

CHEAP TRICK

April 1979

THE CARS

February 1979

NICK LOWE

December 1978

DAVID JOHANSEN

November 1978

JOURNEY

October 1978

STARZ

August 1978

SWEET

July 1978

MEAT LOAF

June 1978

FOGHAT

April 1978

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

February 1978

IGGY POP

January 1978

FRANK ZAPPA

December 1977

BURTON CUMMINGS

November 1977

KIKI DEE

October 1977

Z. Z. TOP

September 1977

JOE WALSH

August 1977

IAN ANDERSON

July 1977

TED NUGENT

June 1977

BOSTON

March 1977

HALL & OATES

February 1977

QUEEN

January 1977

PATTI SMITH

December 1976

GRAND FUNK RAILROAD

November 1976

JOHNNY & EDGAR WINTER

October 1976

ELVIN BISHOP

September 1976

AEROSMITH

August 1976

AMERICA

July 1976

KEITH MOON

June 1976

PETER FRAMPTON

May 1976

BAY CITY ROLLERS

April 1976

ROGER DALTREY

March 1976

CHICAGO

January 1976

THE TUBES

December 1975

JOHN ENTWISTLE

June 1975

CREEM'S PROFILES

May 1975

Grace Slick

January 1975

Leslie West

July 1974

NEW YORK DOLLS

April 1974