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THE PARTY THAT SAVED PITTSBURGH

Inside the artisanal-popper-fueled sex ’n’ noise party hot enough to melt Steel City.

March 1, 2024
Miles Raymer

The man standing in front of me on the dance floor of the sprawling 24-hour queer sex club was wearing nothing but flip-flops and a white towel wrapped around his waist. He looked 40s-ish, a little chubby, a few inches shorter than me in my platform Crocs. He was cis and straightseeming, with a short, conservative haircut and neatly trimmed mustache that gave “boring cybersecurity analyst,” although his presence at a trans-centric noise show in a queer sex club—as well as the tall, beautiful woman beside him, also wearing only a towel—made me wonder how boring he really was.

I was fully clothed, or close to it, but my girlfriend had my tight black stretch miniskirt pulled up almost to my waist as I ground my ass into her crotch, and my tits were starting to work their way out of my corset top. An artist I’d never heard before named wOOdy was playing a live set of transcendent, clubby breakcore that constantly modulated between complex time signatures like a race-car driver shifting through a series of tight, hilly curves. But behind the fractal rhythms there was a steady bounce that you could shake ass to, so we were. All around us, topless neurodivergent trans puppygirls leaned into the chaos, twitching around in arrhythmic ecstasy.

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