IT’S A VIBE

I masturbate on a professional level, having remained a top performer on OnlyFans for three years and gracing your PornHub feed in advertisements and XXX scenes for the industry’s top companies. All in all, I’ve worked in the sex industry for almost a decade. Oh, and in addition to being really good at sex, I’m a staff writer for Dirty magazine, where I interview other porn stars and discuss all things intimate.

Considering this resume, CREEM made a playlist especially for my vagina, and tonight I’ll be syncing those songs to a Bluetoothcompatible vibrator and masturbating with it. As someone who has never enjoyed vibration patterns, I have a feeling this will be an anticlimactic evening for me. However, as someone who has sex with men professionally, I’m quite accustomed to the disappointment of getting realIII close to cumming and then not getting there.