QUIDNUNC'S CONFIDENTIAL!

Yiogos Panayiotou may be Greek to you and Greek to me but it also happens to be the real name of George Michael! Heretofore, little has been acknowledged about the ex-Whamer’s early life in Cyprus but now that the secret is out, his Greek restaurant-owning father has also reportedly admitted that Sir George was secretly married at the tender age of 16 to a young Greek maiden!