STRYPER: THE NEWEST TESTAMENT YET!

And a crowd did gather outside a great hall in El Paso, but not to hear of Stryper, but to rebuke them mightily with picket and bullhorn. For, yea, they were believers and sore afraid of Stryper. And so it happened that one of Stryper's moneyhandlers spake unto the crowd, "Be not afraid of this sound, for it shall not harm you, no, not the least among you.