INXS...IN HELL?

Friends, we’ve got trouble. Trouble right here in the U.S.A. that rhymes with “well?”and sounds like HELL. Thirty years ago, we were warned by God-fearing people that rock was the devil’s music. Lately, we’ve been reminded—thank God!—that rock still is the devil’s music. I therefore consider it my duty as a Christian to forewarn the hapless naive publicfriends!—against any and all rock bands congressing with Satan and his works.

With nothing more or less than salvation of souls paramount in my brain, I met INXS’s lead singer,