METAL MANIA: THE '80s (SO FAR) & INTO THE '90s!

Did anybody get the license number of that decade? The 1980s, I mean. Can you believe they’re already half over? After all those years of waiting to see what 1984 would be like it turns out to be a mere Van Halen album! I must admit that, before I hit the Archives (repeatedly with an impact wrench) I didn’t think anything had happened in the '80s.