BRITMETAL: No More Bucky Beaver
These are desperate times, what with herpes scares and AIDS scares and rockstars demanding medical notes from groupies; hell, even Freddie Mercury’s teeth have gone straight!—the most glorious vocalist in the universe forked out over a thousand (pardon the expression) bucks to have a London dental specialist ensure that he can no longer eat spaghetti out of a beer bottle.
March 2, 1986