DRIVE-IN SATURDAY

Think you’ve got problems with your toilet? Maybe you’d like to trade places with the lead character of Ghoulies. He’s got a green, two-foot high beast with sharp teeth who likes to pop out of his commode at the most inopportune times. You might have seen the ads for this film, in which the grotesque monster is shown emerging from the bowl beneath the slogan: “Ghoulies—They’ll get you in the end.”