TREAT 'EM NICE!
Everyone knows that Elvis Presley, the King of rock ’n’ roll, was deeply into psychic phenomena and—in fact— often predicted the future in song, just for kicks! His niftiest bit of soothsaying? “Don’t you ever Kiss me once, Kiss me twice,” which we can now state with confidence meant that Elvis was actually saying:
TREAT 'EM NICE!
Everyone knows that Elvis Presley, the King of rock ’n’ roll, was deeply into psychic phenomena and—in fact— often predicted the future in song, just for kicks! His niftiest bit of soothsaying? “Don’t you ever Kiss me once, Kiss me twice,” which we can now state with confidence meant that Elvis was actually saying: “After I’m dead, forget about me because I was OK, but not all that great. Please give your adoration to Kiss, especially since METAL ROCK ’N’ ROLL will undoubtedly run many fine photo features on them and they will be the true Kings.” Or something like that.
