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THE WAY THEY WERE!

Have you ever wondered how silly many of today's top stars looked before they became top stars and looked as silly as they do? Huh? We haven't either. However, since our Art Department—blackmailing scum that they are—came up with these photos, we feel obliged to print them with appropriate commentary.

April 2, 1985

THE WAY THEY WERE!

Have you ever wondered how silly many of today's top stars looked before they became top stars and looked as silly as they do? Huh? We haven't either. However, since our Art Department—blackmailing scum that they are—came up with these photos, we feel obliged to print them with appropriate commentary. These are the goons that were...

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