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Beaucoups of BINARY BEINGS!

Hey, have you ever wondered why 49 of the 50 states have a bicameral legislature? Or why you can bisect an angle with compass and straight edge, but never, ever trisect an angle? What about binoculars?? How come you can take bicarbonate of soda after reading this magazine, but you can’t take unicarbonate of soda???

April 2, 1985

Beaucoups of BINARY BEINGS!

Hey, have you ever wondered why 49 of the 50 states have a bicameral legislature? Or why you can bisect an angle with compass and straight edge, but never, ever trisect an angle? What about binoculars?? How come you can take bicarbonate of soda after reading this magazine, but you can’t take unicarbonate of soda??? Bifocals. Bipeds. Bicycles. Bipartisans. By cracky It ain’t right!

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