Cyndi Lauper: NAUGHTIER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!

We all know that the original She-bopper, Cyndi Lauper, can change costumes faster than a riding mower on a miniature golf course. We don’t, however, know anything about Cyndi’s other athletic abilities, or if she even has any. So, we doggedly (woof!) pursued good sport Cyndi all over creation (L.A., even), tanked her up with Boy Howdy cocktails, and tackled the question of this month’s Celebrity Sobriety Quiz: