MISSING PERSONS: MISSING IN ACTION?

You can almost hear Casey Kasem's voice running down the great American pop mysteries of 1984: Where's Doug Fieger? Will the Jacksons tour in our lifetime? Who will Kenny Rogers do his next duet with? And what's missing from Missing Persons? They-were, after all, one of the greatest pieces of pop culture we'd seen since the Ramones, albeit a different kind of culchah.