According to the ads, three times before we�ve experienced the horror, and now we are ready for the fourth installment—the one we�ve been screaming for. Sounds like it could be the new Adam Ant record, right? Wrong, potato-stix-for-brains.

It�s only Friday The 13th —The Final Chapter, reputedly the last episode in a cinema saga that goes back to, let�s see now, was it 1954? See, there was this summer camp in Jersey and this son of Betsy Palmer was running amok, slaughtering teenagers. Yeah, and he saw his mum get beheaded and that made him really crazy and then everybody was suddenly in 3-D, shooting spear guns out into The Dauph�s bloodshot eyes and...and...Well, we�re up to date and Jason is finally going to get his clock cleaned once and for all. Or is he?