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ROCK-SHOTS VS. THE EXPLOITATION SYNDROME

It's Talent Roundup Day, Mouseketeers, and have we ever got some good 'uns for you this time! Our expert talent scouts visited every sawdust dancehall, women's reformatory broom closet, and places where they sell lots of pink stuff in the country to select the very finest in female yahoo today!

March 2, 1984

ROCK-SHOTS VS. THE EXPLOITATION SYNDROME

It's Talent Roundup Day, Mouseketeers, and have we ever got some good 'uns for you this time! Our expert talent scouts visited every sawdust dancehall, women's reformatory broom closet, and places where they sell lots of pink stuff in the country to select the very finest in female yahoo today! Remember, each of today's contestants receives an honorary Mouseketeer scroll, her very own set of ears, and the complete uncensored lyrics to "Meeska-Mooska Mouseketeer"! So take it away, Mickey!

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