THE COUNTRY ISSUE IS OUT NOW!

NO REST FOR THE WICKED!

You thought maybe it was OK now to get your platform shoes out of the closet, right? Thought it was safe to smudge Aunt Jemima's finest all over your puss and paint your eyeballs green? Not afraid to start puking blood in public again? Sorry, podner!

March 2, 1984

NO REST FOR THE WICKED!

You thought maybe it was OK now to get your platform shoes out of the closet, right? Thought it was safe to smudge Aunt Jemima's finest all over your puss and paint your eyeballs green? Not afraid to start puking blood in public again? Sorry, podner! Kiss iz back for the umpteen-jillionth time. They've had enough comebacks by now to be Free or even Moby Grape, but they're still not satisfied! So put all that glitter junk back in the basement— you'll get laughed right outta the alley 'cause you look like...a Kiss fan! (Shudder)

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