Stars Cars
DAVID LEE ROTH
March 1, 1984
...DLR wants you to honk his horn!... If this was the cover of Abbey Road, David Lee would already be dead!.. Whus 'a' matter with your pants, Davey, expecting a flood?... Lookit the chrome on that sucker!...How many of you readers want DLR to squat on the pointed grill?...Hey moron, you forgot to take your sunglasses outta the case!...Not seen in this photo: David's leopardskin mind!...
(Send this crap back to the caption writer's hut ASAP! -Ed.)