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One of the great things about heavy metal is that you can always count on it to get your parents really pissed off, no matter what.

April 2, 1983
Jeffrey Morgan

One of the great things about heavy metal is that you can always count on it to get your parents really pissed off, no matter what.

Of course, any kind of music will drive them up the wall if you play it loud enough, but when you want fast results using the lowest amount of wattage possible, then heavy metal is your best bet.

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