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Confessions of a FILM FOX

OK, raise hands, all those who have had it with Miss Audrey Landers’ incredible disgusting, passionate peach hair color! The admittedly-attractive Miss L., 24 (ha!), has obliterated her dark-eyed good looks with this ridiculous cotton candy tufting all over her little head.

March 1, 1983

Confessions of a FILM FOX

OK, raise hands, all those who have had it with Miss Audrey Landers’ incredible disgusting, passionate peach hair color! The admittedly-attractive Miss L., 24 (ha!), has obliterated her dark-eyed good looks with this ridiculous cotton candy tufting all over her little head. Well, this volpine glommed on an old Marcus We/by episode Miss Smarty-Pants appeared in, circa about 1969, with long brown tresses flowing down her hippie teenage back. Twenty-four, huh, Audrey? Let’s see, if she was a nubile 17 in 1969, that’d make her!. .30!!!!! Ve gods! Well, anyway...Audrey’s“maiden”

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