VAN HALEN’S MICHAEL ANTHONY IS A VIDIOT!

When bass player Michael Anthony isn't watching David Lee Roth model clothes in Van Halen, ten-to-one he'll be down at the nearest arcade seeking the only revenge possible—Space Invaders death! "I just pretend they're all little David Lee Roths coming toward me," says he. "Then, POW!" His highest scare? "Who cares about the score? I just like shorting little David Lees!"