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TOMMY TUTONE

August 1, 1982

"What do women want?" demanded two Tommy Tutones, pillars of the church of the New Masculinity. "Here we sit, two cool dudes with a 50's 'Vette—so it's yellow, so what?—and the skirts are running off with some chump driving a Duster and wearing Topsiders. We re clean we can cook, we're willing to take paternity leave.. .don't these California chicks know a custom-made suit when they see one? We're just two sensitive guys who want to clean house for you. Can't we?"

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