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TOTAL SISTERHOOD !

Perky blonde actress sisters Audrey "Dallas" Landers and Judy "B.J. & The Bear" Landers owe it all to their mom ! Seems that besides giving the lithe, tanned and over-21 sisters life, Mama Landers whipped them into shape from birth, with her patented hair and makeup clinics, special diets, canasta lessons, and most important of all, her Desiree Cousteau nether regions whoopee lessons.

October 1, 1981

TOTAL SISTERHOOD !

Perky blonde actress sisters Audrey "Dallas" Landers and Judy "B.J. & The Bear" Landers owe it all to their mom ! Seems that besides giving the lithe, tanned and over-21 sisters life, Mama Landers whipped them into shape from birth, with her patented hair and makeup clinics, special diets, canasta lessons, and most important of all, her Desiree Cousteau nether regions whoopee lessons. Herewith, Judy and Audrey demonstrate how they would greet their dates before a big night on the town. "Wow!" giggled Judy, "Herve VillachaizeI" riposted Audrey. "I want to be the seesaw," commented Ricardo Montalban.

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