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CREEM DREEM

MEAT LOAF

November 1, 1978

It is a nether region, a hinterland springing with sylphs and toxic plants. Our feck less photographer, in the bleary midst of an ethyl alcohol thrashing, had groped there, dutiful camera pendulous about his beleaguered neck, when what should appear in his vision's path but the Grand Poobah of the forest, Huzzah Meat Loaf Supremo, rotundly tuxedoed and impudent. With no seeming interest in any form of inter-species communication, the Bah undertook a systematic and humiliating.display of manipulation upon a trembling dryad who was completely at his Supremo depravo bidding. More horrible, less printable pictures of him dismantling and, devou ring the victim were destroyed by the recorder for ethical reasons, but he was quoted as saying, "Misogyny was never so big in all history." We shudder to suppose.

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