Who Is George Washington And Why Are They Saying All Those Terrible Things About Him?

Did you know the picture on the dollar bill isn't a picture of the father of our country, George Washington? Did you know Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill John F. Kennedy, but he found out who did by accident? Did you know John Dillinger isn't dead? Did you know-dolphins talk and pass on their history by composing and adding to an ever-expanding epic poem? Did you know Richard Nixon was/is a member of a super-secret organization that is bent on destroying civilization as we know it? And did you know that the name of the organization behind everything is the dreaded and terrifying Illuminatus?

If you'd read the Illuminatus! trilogy (comprising the books The Eye In The Pyramid, The Golden Apple, and Leviathan, from Dell Publishing Co., $ 1.50 each) by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson, you would know the answers to the above questions. Plus know a lot of answers to questions you didn't know enough to ask before' you started.