THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT ROCK 'N' ROLL CIRCA 1975

Yes, it's that time again. We put the ballot in, you put the word out, and here are the demographics on YOUR fetishes in the year of our wackout 1975.

Factoids: Bowie was still as prominent as Townshend's proboscis, copping Best Male Singer and Sex Object of the Year, while Elton, as usual, created a riot of ambivalence, scoring as Best Songwriter with Bernie, Best Keyboard, and Hero of the Year as well as Disappointment and Most Pathetic of the Year. Truly a Renaissance man.