Stars Cars
AEROSMITH
Instead of running one star and one car this month, like we usually do, we're running an entire fleet of both stars and cars (you may have noticed this, all you with eyes), and let me explain why. It seems that Aerosmith is such a democratlc organization that they don't want to feature one of the band members over any of the others. If we wanted a Stars Cars photo of Aerosmith, it best be a photo of all of Aerosmith and not just the guy who looks like Carly and Jagger, these true blue democraticians informed us. No sweat by us, we replied, and prestol here 'tis. The only problem is nobody told us what year, horsepower, etc. or even what make these cars are, and if we knew all that stuff at a glance, we wouldn't be working here but down at the station on the corner (and probably doing a better fob than that morikey who screwed up our transmission last week). And that's why this copy is sort of b.s.