REFLECTIONS IN A CYCLOPS EYE, OR ALICE OFF THE ROAD

"I'm watching Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? right now," says Alice Cooper's voice on the telephone. "Bette Davis is taking the rat up. Remember the rat she gave her for dinner? What a treat!"

Alice is calling from Minneapolis to tell me some final thoughts about whatever happened to Baby Alice this past tour. But, as usual, the TV set in his hotel room is on and he's having trouble concentrating on the question at hand.